Post by Indiana Pacers on Sept 22, 2008 2:37:31 GMT
Indiana Pacers bench warmer and team "fat kid" David Harrison, has recently spoken to the media regarding the availability of his two (vastly superior) team mates Mike Dunleavy, and Shane Battier. The Pilsbury Dough Boy was quoted as saying "Yeah, Lassen's shopping Dunleavy and Battier for sure. He's going younger, and Shane's gotta be at least 50. And Mike's dad looks pretty damn old, and I see some crows feet on Junior's eyes."
Dunleavy, the 6'8" Duke product, has led the team in scoring thus far this season, but has also shown that he looks like Andy from the Canadian kids show, "What's with Andy"
Battier on the other hand, has struggled since arriving in a trade from New York. His offensive game has been absent as he has not shot the ball frequently. General Manager Erik Lassen was earlier quoted as saying "He's got to be more agressive offensively. He's being timid like Little Foot in Land Before Time. In that first movie that was somewhat good compared to the hundreds which followed, he was timid to leave his homeland. And Shane is timid to leave his homeland of Pussnugget."
In other recent Pacer news, David Harrison is still fat, and Stephen Graham looks like Joey Graham.
Dunleavy, the 6'8" Duke product, has led the team in scoring thus far this season, but has also shown that he looks like Andy from the Canadian kids show, "What's with Andy"
Battier on the other hand, has struggled since arriving in a trade from New York. His offensive game has been absent as he has not shot the ball frequently. General Manager Erik Lassen was earlier quoted as saying "He's got to be more agressive offensively. He's being timid like Little Foot in Land Before Time. In that first movie that was somewhat good compared to the hundreds which followed, he was timid to leave his homeland. And Shane is timid to leave his homeland of Pussnugget."
In other recent Pacer news, David Harrison is still fat, and Stephen Graham looks like Joey Graham.
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